Link: "Sigh"
?: " Whats a matter?"
Link: "Nothing, I'm just happy to be on vaccation."
?: "Vaccation?!?!?"
Link: "Yup Zelda. No fighting today"
Zelda: " Look over there, the Hyrule City is on fire!!!"
Link: " So? I'm happy, you?"
Zelda: " Happy? The town is on fire!"
Link: " Its not my problem. Someone else could do it"
Zelda: " Hello, its on fire, people are dying"
?: " Link, my cows are on fire, no milk!"
Link: " And, Malon, since when did I care?"
Malon: " My chickens are dying!"
Link: " Oh, all right. Ill get my sword and my useless equipment."
Zelda: " Oh I hate that boy.
Saria: " Me too. I mean the forest is burning too. Might as well help him."
Link: " Stupid people, I wish I wasn't the hero of time. Why could Malon could be the hero of time? Oh well."
And so Link went to the town to save it again. But will he?
Link: " Oh shut up already!!!"