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"The Contest"The ContestBy: La SaiyaAnnouncer: Hi! And welcome to the greatest contest of all time! The Miss Hyrule beauty pageant. There will be 5 contestants, Ruto, Malon, Saria, Zelda, and Nabooru. Here are our judges, Link, and Mido. Link: Let's hope I live after this.. Mido: Oh, yeah! Announcer: First here's Malon in a lovely gown of turquoise. Malon enters wearing a flowing gown with her hair up in an elegant knot on the top of her head. Link: whoa.. 10 Mido: 10 Saria enters wearing an emerald skirt with a green tank top. Link: ummm.2 Mido: 6 Ruto comes in wearing. nothing! Link: 0 Ruto: I couldn't fit on the dress! Link: Well, it's not my fault you're too fat.. Mido: 0, you said it, Link. Zelda walks in wearing what she always wears. Link: 0 Mido: yeah, 0 And Nabooru comes in wearing an orange and black striped tank top. Link: eww. 0 Mido: (whistles) 10! Announcer Well and there you have it! Malon gets a date with Link! All the girls throw Malon looks of the deepest loathing. Ruto: I would of won if ranch girl wasn't here.. Everyone: NOOOO!!! They all get in a big fight and Link and Malon go riding of into the sunset. |