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"Killing Spree"


Killing Spree

By: Lach Webster



I’ve had it!

Everyone’s tellin’ me dat’ I’m the guy who has to save Hyrule!

Beat navi wit’ a walkin’ stick..

Why Link, Why!

Shut up navi, now how should mido die?

Poison Pie!

Mwuhahaha…

What up rauru?

I’m Fat!

DUH!

YOU MUST DIE!!

Also wit’ a pie!

Zelda, admit you love me!

I DON’T!

Fine, eat lead, bullet size 2.3!

MWUHAHAHAHA!!!

YOU MUST ALL DIE!!

OOOH!! A PIE!

YUM!

I just committed suicide!

Damn…

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