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"Ultimate Randomocity, Chapter 2"


Ultimate Randomocity, Chapter 2:

ATTACK OF THE HOMOCIDAL PYSCHO EXPLODING CATS OF DOOM!!!

By: Loki


A/N: WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL, i'm gonna be grounded for a couple of days. Apparently I let the homicidal psycho exploding cats of doom out of their cardboard box. ONTO THE STORY

Disclaimer: <GLUGGLUGGLUG> AHHHHHHHHHHHHH, that's a good Dr pepper. I don't own Zelda. I do however own myself. I think
 
 
 

Everyone: WHO ARE YOU?!

Elf: I'm me, dur

Link: THE HAM MAN?!?!?!

Elf: Uhhhhhhhh, nah

Link: -.-

Elf: but here's a pig

Link YAHHHHH! <munching noises start>

Pig: OINK OINK OINK

Everyone but link: So you're the mysterious voice from beyond that can't be seen because it's just a voice?

Elf: Dur. Ehem, NOW FOR YOUR PUNISHMENT!

Everyone but Link: MEEP!

Link: OH NOPH! <Mumbles through ham>

Elf: I'm gonna put you in a box, then fill it with smelly stinky and all together poopy things. Unless you sing that Semisonic song.

Impa: You mean clos-

Elf: DON'T SING IT!! Unless I am properly equipped the song will cause me to go into an instant sugar rush, injuring all people within a hundred yard radius.

Ruto: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Link: AH!

Elf: GO AWAY FOUL BEAST!!

Ruto: that's no way to talk to a princess

Elf: THAT'S IT, I WARNED YOU!! ::snaps fingers and turns into a dinosaur:: rawr!